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letslivethetrippylife:

~~FOLLOW ME TO TRIP~~
george-the-slut:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

dicktho:

when you mess up talking to the person behind the counter 

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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

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blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
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megakricketune:

"Family block" ahahahaha
"I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."

Oscar Wilde

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netflixz:

i thought eyelashes were supposed to protect your eyes not fall onto them and destroy them

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aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

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judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol
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